bow to your Queen...

this is a post that originally came from vjbrendan.com and i just want to share it to everyone.  it was great to laugh after a week full of stress.  enjoy :)

**photocredit: google - picture from the movie Los Amantes Pasajeros, 2013

"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (aren't most male flight attendants gay?), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, it you could please just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.  "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am a Princess, and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.  Tray-up, Bitch!" 

note to self...

...not young anymore.  need to rest.  if the body says it's hurting, it must be hurting.

i need to take a break from my training.  not ideal at this time since my marathon is less than a month away.  but what can I do, my body can only take so much beating.

**kt tape for knee support...

fruit bowl...

i'm not really sure if this is a fruit bowl but that's the first thing that came into mind when i saw it earlier.

it's an italian ceramic maioloche jessica bowl.  based on the attached tag, "we certify that this object has been entirely made by hand, using traditional techniques of our master craftsman.  therefor any little imperfection is a further guarantee of originality and handmade production".