bow to your Queen...

this is a post that originally came from vjbrendan.com and i just want to share it to everyone.  it was great to laugh after a week full of stress.  enjoy :)

**photocredit: google - picture from the movie Los Amantes Pasajeros, 2013

"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant (aren't most male flight attendants gay?), who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.  As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, it you could please just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.  "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am a Princess, and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.  Tray-up, Bitch!" 


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